I appreciate the peacock you bought me for the anniversary of our hamster's death.

I promised myself I would get me a specific holiday present when I got home from tour…Maurice’s BBQ sauce. So I ordered it, and there’s a spot where you can leave a gift message. This is what I wrote:

You’re a great dude, with amazing genitals. I appreciate the peacock you bought me for the anniversary of our hamster’s death.

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