Bananarchists UNTIE!

- We will not be bound by your shoelaces, most of the time. When we are, it will be fun.

- Hierarchy is bad, mmkay?

- That is, unless you want to be on the bottom. You get to CHOOSE to be on the bottom.

- Pain is law, but laws are not relevant, so you mustn’t be in pain unless you have shoelaces.

- Manifestos are an inherently flawed tool of the status quo, made to delineate between boredom and reality. Treat them as such.

- No open letters, please. Unless you want to, that is, at which point…potassium.

- I love you, and I miss you. Yes YOU, all of you. And myself.